Andy Borowitz Quotes About Funny Political
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Congress is furious at the Secret Service for consorting with hookers, which has traditionally been Congress's role.
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As we go from Abraham Lincoln to Theodore Roosevelt to Mitt Romney, I now understand why the Republicans don't believe in evolution.
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All Americans mourn the passing of the author of the Declaration of Independence, George Jefferson.
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The baby Jesus was the last homeless person the Republicans liked.
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To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.
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It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.
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Every week Republicans are excited about a new candidate because the one they liked last week turned out to be a moron.
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Didn't we settle contraception & affirmative action? If the GOP keep going backwards they'll soon be debating slavery.
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Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.
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On July 4 we celebrate government of the people, by the people, and for the people, or as they are now called, corporations.
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Next time someone says, 'Where has big government ever gotten us?' the correct answer is 'Mars.'
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