• A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.

    Elbert Hubbard: A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too fat to run.
    Elbert Hubbard, Bert Hubbard (1923). “Selected writings of Elbert Hubbard: his mintage of wisdom, coined from a life of love, laughter and work”