Eoin Colfer Quotes About Fowl
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A metaphorical weight lifted from his allegorical chest and Artemis Fowl felt himself again.
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Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl
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(about his terrible attempt at making a sandwich) It's more difficult than it looks. (Artemis Fowl)
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Orion brightened. "I have an idea." "Yes?" said Foaly, daring to hope that a spark of Artemis remained. "Why don't we look for some magic stones that can grant wishes? Or, if that doesn't work, you could search my naked body for some mysterious birthmark that means I am actually the prince of somewhere or other.
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Look!" said Foaly, pointing with some urgency into the vast steel-gray gloom, "Someone who cares!
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Let's save some time here. I grow weary of your clumsy bluffs. In the case of an abduction, the LEP will send a crack Retrieval team to get back what has been lost.. You have done so. Excuse me while I titter. Crack team? Honestly. A Cub-Scout patrol armed with water pistols could have defeated them.
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Just what we need," moaned Holly. "Artemis Fowl with magical powers.
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She forces me to endure this ridiculous therapy, when the so-called counselors are little better than misguided do-gooders with degrees. -Artemis Fowl
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I'm right there with you, darlin'. Unless you step on a landmine, in which case I'm way back in the Operations Room.
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Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.
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Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.
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Shut up, Julius! I mean, quiet a moment, Commander.
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gold is power-artemis fowl I liked the artemis fowl series because its about a boy genius
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It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.
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Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team
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(to Foaly) Captain Short's life is in danger, so push the button before I climb that tower and push it with your face!
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Let us proceed under the assumption that the fairy folk do exist, and that I am not a gibbering moron.
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Stay back, human. You don't know what you're dealing with.
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Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.
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Holly winked. 'Do I look like a fly boy to you, Fowl?' Artemis had to admit that she didn't. Captain Short was extremely pretty in a dangerous sort of way. Black-widow pretty. Artemis was expecting puberty to hit in approximately eight months, and he suspected that at that point he would look at Holly in a different light. It was probably just as well that she was eighty years old.
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Trust me. I haven't been wrong yet.
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Ah, my princess. Noble steed. How does the morning find you both?
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Hit that back-stabber where it hurts, right in the ambition.
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If I win, I'm a prodigy. If I lose, then I'm crazy. That's the way history is written.
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A fifeteen-year old, of to save the world, with faries. - Angeline Fowl
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Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.
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Knock yourself out... Or rather, don't.
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There will be consequences for this, he thought. You can't alter time and not be affected. But whatever the consequences are, I will bear them, because the alternative is too terrible. -Artemis Fowl, The Lost Colony
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Artemis Fowl grinned right back at him and pointed his index finger to the sky... from the tip of this finger sprang a small blue spark that exploded like a tiny firework. “I know magic can be stolen,” said Artemis. “Because I stole some myself.
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Listen to me, goblin. You're stupid, let's accept that and move on.
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