W. C. Fields Quotes About Lawyer
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The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
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The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.
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There are seven natural openings in the head and body. A lawyer is the only human being with eight. The extra one is a slot to store money in, should his bank be unable to hold all of it.
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When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
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Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.
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