Zach Galifianakis Quotes About Jokes
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At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?
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I try to write three jokes every day. I don't sit down and write them, it's just things that pop into my head. Then I'll go watch it fail onstage that night.
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My dad doesn't get any of my jokes. He laughs at them, but he doesn't understand them. He's just laughing because people around him are laughing.
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Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.
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My brother has ADD, which is weird because he drives a Ford Focus. I told my brother that joke but he didn't laugh because he got distracted by my shoe strings.
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