Bachelorhood Quotes

• I don't want the George Clooney lifelong bachelorhood. If I found the right person, I would commit in a minute.

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  Hill Harper

  Want   Minutes   Found  

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• I'm single because I was born that way.

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  Mae West

  Sarcastic   Witty   Freedom  

  Mae West (1967). “The wit and wisdom of Mae West”

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• Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution.

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  Mae West

  Love   Funny   Marriage  

  I'm No Angel (motion picture) (1933). Nigel Rees, in his Quote ... Unquote Newsletter, has found this joke appearing earlier in the cartoon "Pop" in 1921: "woman: 'You say what you like, Pop! Marriage is a jolly good institution!' POP: 'Yes! But who wants to live in an institution?"

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• It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

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  Jane Austen

  Inspirational   Funny   Relationship  

  Pride and Prejudice ch. 1 (1813)

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• I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me.

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  William Shakespeare

  Dog   Love You   Inspiration  

  William Shakespeare (2013). “Much Ado About Nothing Simplified!: Includes Study Guide, Biography, and Modern Retelling”, p.79, BookCaps Study Guides

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• A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner.

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  Francis Bacon

  Lunch Break   Cooking Dinner   Breakfast  

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