Birthday Humor Quotes
The best sayings about Birthday Humor that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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They tell you that you'll lose your mind when you grow older. What they don't tell you is that you won't miss it very much.
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Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.
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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
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Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
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Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
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Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
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Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
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I believe in loyalty. When a woman reaches an age she likes, she should stick with it.
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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
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Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
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Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.
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It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.
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I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
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Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
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Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
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Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Age is not measured by years. Nature does not equally distribute energy. Some people are born old and tired while others are going strong at seventy.
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There is still no cure for the common birthday.
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You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
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The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.
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The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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