Butterscotch Quotes

• I guess if I'm a product, either you're chocolate, you're vanilla or you're butterscotch. You can't be all three.

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  Bruno Mars

  Chocolate   Three   Vanilla  

  1979

• Invention, my dear friends, is 93% perspiration, 6% electricity, 4% evaporation, and 2% butterscotch ripple

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  Gene Wilder

  Funny   Humorous   Directors  

  3892

• Tastykakes are just another of the many advantages of living in Jersey. They’re made in Philly and shipped to Trenton in all their fresh squishiness. I read once that 439,000 Butterscotch Krimpets are baked every day. And not a heck of a lot of them find their way to New Hampshire. All that snow and scenery and what good does it do you without Tastykakes?

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  Janet Evanovich

  Snow   Doe   Way  

  Janet Evanovich (2010). “Hard Eight: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.55, Macmillan

  3840

• Hooves clomping over the whitewashed planks, Doren sprinted along the boardwalk after Rondus, a portly satyr with butterscotch fur and horns that curved away from each other. Puffing hard, Rondus cut through a gazebo and started down the stairs to the field. Only a few steps behind, Doren went airborne and slammed into the heavyset satyr. Together they pitched violently forward into the grass, staining their skin green.

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  Brandon Mull

  Cutting   Skins   Together  

  Brandon Mull, Brandon Dorman (2009). “Grip of the Shadow Plague”, p.364, Simon and Schuster

  4800

• She liked anything orange: leaves; some moons; marigolds; chrysanthemums; cheese; pumpkin, both in pie and out; orange juice; marmalade. Orange is bright and demanding. You can't ignore orange things. She once saw an orange parrot in the pet store and had never wanted anything so much in her life. She would have named it Halloween and fed it butterscotch. Her mother said butterscotch would make a bird sick and, besides, the dog would certainly eat it up. September never spoke to the dog again — on principle.

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  Catherynne M. Valente

  Mother   Dog   Halloween  

  Catherynne M. Valente (2014). “The Fairyland Series”, p.16, Macmillan

  970

• If I had butterscotch pants and a cheetah sweater... I'd be just fine.

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  Greg Behrendt

  Sweaters   Pants   Fine  

  656

• I'm tempted by everything. My husband makes fun of me because every day it's a new food that I love. I have a weakness for butterscotch pudding, ice cream in any flavor and dark chocolate, although that's one thing I do keep in my house - 70% dark chocolate.

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  Gail Simmons

  Fun   Husband   Dark  

  1572

• Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

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  Jen Kirkman

  Retirement   Golf   College  

  716

• Ranger declined the butterscotch pudding, not wanting to disrupt the consistency of his blood sugar level. I had two puddings and coffee, choosing to keep my pancreas at peak performance. Use it or lose it is my philosophy.

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  Janet Evanovich

  Philosophy   Coffee   Use It Or Lose It  

  Janet Evanovich (1999). “Three To Get Deadly: A Stephanie Plum Novel”, p.146, Simon and Schuster

  2435

• The main part of the house is a deep red and I have butterscotch carpet. And I have a bathroom with leopard skin floor, wallpaper and toilet.

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  Macy Gray

  House   Skins   Red  

  812

• My weakness is chocolate - especially butterscotch and nut varieties.

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  Twiggy

  Nuts   Chocolate   Weakness  

  1554

• Eighteen luscuios scrumpitous flavors, Chocolate,Lime and Cherry Coffee,Pumpkin, Fudge-Banana, Caramel Cream and boysenberry. Rocky Road and Toasted Almond, Butterscotch,Vanilla Dip, Butter Brinkle, Apple Ripple,Coconut,and Mocha Chip, Brandy Peach and Lemon Custard. Each scoop lovely.smooth and round. Tallest cream cone in town lying there on the ground.

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  Shel Silverstein

  Lying   Coffee   Apples  

  2257

• Rodeo Drive is a giant butterscotch sundae.

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  Andy Warhol

  Ice Cream   Giants   Rodeo  

  5022