Funny And Witty Quotes
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The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
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Always forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
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If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
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I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
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My childhood was lonely. Both my parents were away a lot, working, and the maid basically raised me. And I think that's where a lot of my comedy comes from. Not only was the maid very funny and witty, but when my mother came home I'd use humour to try and get her attention. If I made mommy laugh, then maybe everything would be all right. I think that's where it [my comedy] all started.
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Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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Two wrongs don't make a right.
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Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.
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You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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Maybe this world is another planet's Hell.
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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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I've worked a lot with Noah Baumbach, and he doesn't make it easy to like his characters, but the stories are funny and witty and there's an edge to that kind of humanity.
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Between funny and witty Falls the shadow
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I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.
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The problems that exist in this world can not be solved by the level of thinking that created them.
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He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up
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The second mouse gets the cheese!
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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
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If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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