Aristophanes Quotes

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  • Today things are better than yesterday.

    Aristophanes (2013). “The Eleven Comedies - Complete”, p.489, Simon and Schuster
  • Thou shouldst not decide until thou hast heard what both have to say.

  • Have you ever, looking up, seen a cloud like to a Centaur, a Part, or a Wolf, or a Bull?

  • These impossible women! How they do get around us! The poet was right: can't live with them, or without them!

    Aristophanes (1954). “Lysistrata: an English version by Dudley Fitts”
  • Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

  • I saw a cavalry captain buy vegetable soup on horseback. He carried the whole mess home in his helmet.

    Aristophanes, Douglass Parker (1969). “Four Comedies: Lysistrata; The Acharnians; The Congresswomen, Translated by Douglass Parker. The Frogs, Translated by Richmond Lattimore”, p.44, University of Michigan Press
  • A demagogue must be neither an educated nor an honest man; he has to be an ignoramus and a rogue.

    Aristophanes (2016). “The Knights”, p.15, Aristophanes
  • It should not prejudice my voice that I'm not born a man, if I say something advantageous to the present situation. For I'm taxed too, and as a toll provide men for the nation.

    Aristophanes “Lysistrata, or, women for peace!”, Lulu.com
  • Meton (astronomer in 5th century BC): With the straight ruler I set to work To make the circle four-cornered .

  • Prayers without wine are perfectly pointless.

    Aristophanes, Douglass Parker (1969). “Four Comedies: Lysistrata; The Acharnians; The Congresswomen, Translated by Douglass Parker. The Frogs, Translated by Richmond Lattimore”, University of Michigan Press
  • Poverty, the most fearful monster that ever drew breath.

    Aristophanes (2013). “Delphi Complete Works of Aristophanes (Illustrated)”, p.596, Delphi Classics
  • Lysistrata: Oh, Calonicé, my heart is on fire; I blush for our sex. Men will have it we are tricky and sly...Calonicé: And they are quite right, upon my word!Lysistrata: Yet, look you, when the women are summoned to meet for a matter of the last importance, they lie abed instead of coming.Calonicé: Oh, they will come, my dear; but 'tis not easy you know, for a woman to leave the house. One is busy pottering about her husband; another is getting the servant up; a third is putting her child asleep or washing the brat or feeding it.

    Aristophanes (2013). “The Eleven Comedies”, p.147, Simon and Schuster
  • To invoke solely the weaker arguments and yet triumph is an art worth more than a hundred thousand drachmae.

    Aristophanes (2015). “The Clouds”, p.61, Aristophanes
  • Evil events from evil causes spring.

    Aristophanes, Thomas Mitchell (1820). “The comedies of Aristophanes”
  • Full of wiles, full of guile, at all times, in all ways, are the children of Men.

    "Birds". Comedy by Aristophanes, 414 BC.
  • Hunger knows no friend but its feeder.

    Aristophanes, Douglass Parker (1962). “The wasps: Translated by Douglass Parker”
  • No man is really honest; none of us is above the influence of gain.

  • Weak mortals, chained to the earth, creatures of clay as frail as the foliage of the woods, you unfortunate race, whose life is but darkness, as unreal as a shadow, the illusion of a dream.

    Aristophanes (2012). “The Birds”, p.21, Courier Corporation
  • Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

  • [Y]ou possess all the attributes of a demagogue; a screeching, horrible voice, a perverse, crossgrained nature and the language of the market-place. In you all is united which is needful for governing.

  • You cannot make a crab walk straight.

    Habit   Crabs   Walks  
    Aristophanes, Peter Meineck (1998). “Aristophanes 1: Clouds, Wasps, Birds”, p.259, Hackett Publishing
  • [Y]ou [man] are fool enough, it seems, to dare to war with [woman=] me, when for your faithful ally you might win me easily.

    "Lysistrata". Book by Aristophanes, 411 BCE.
  • A truce to idle phrases!

    Aristophanes (2004). “Plutus (Sparklesoup Classics)”, p.22, Sparklesoup LLC
  • You will never make the crab walk straight.

    Crabs   Walks  
    Aristophanes (2012). “Peace”, p.27, Simon and Schuster
  • Evil events from evil causes spring, And what you suffer flows from what you've done.

    Aristophanes (1812). “Comedies of Aristophanes: Viz: The Clouds, Plutus, The Frogs, The Birds”, p.104
  • Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

    "The Knights". Play by Aristophanes, 424 B.C..
  • It is right that the good should be happy, that the wicked and the impious on the other hand, should be miserable; that is a truth, I believe, which no one will gainsay.

    Aristophanes (2004). “Plutus (Sparklesoup Classics)”, p.32, Sparklesoup LLC
  • Do you dare to accuse wine of clouding the reason? Quote me more marvelous effects than those of wine. Look! when a man drinks, he is rich, everything he touches succeeds, he gains lawsuits, is happy and helps his friends. Come, bring hither quick a flagon of wine, that I may soak my brain and get an ingenious idea.

    Aristophanes (2013). “The Eleven Comedies”, p.23, Simon and Schuster
  • Do not bandy words with your father, nor treat him as a dotard, nor reproach the old man, who has cherished you, with his age.

    Aristophanes (2013). “The Eleven Comedies - Complete”, p.223, Simon and Schuster
  • First listen, my friend, and then you may shriek and bluster.

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Aristophanes

  • Born: 444 BC
  • Died: 385 BC
  • Occupation: Playwright