Benjamin Franklin Quotes About Funny
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In order to be happy you need a good dog, a good woman, and ready money.
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The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you're finished.
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In order for three people to keep a secret, two must be dead.
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The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.
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Be at war with your vices, at peace with your neighbors, and let every new year find you a better man.
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Ben Franklin was a little stout later in life and it was said that in Paris a young woman, tapping him on his protruding abdomen, said,"Dr. Franklin, if this were on a woman, we'd know what to think." And Franklin replied,"Half an hour ago, Mademoiselle, it was on a woman, and now what do you think?"
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Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away
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A penny saved is a penny earned.
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If you would be wealthy, think of saving as well as getting.
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God heals, and the doctor takes the fees.
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Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.
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I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. If my name is not on it, I get up.
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Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
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If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.
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He that lieth down with Dogs, shall rise up with Fleas.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
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There cannot be good living where there is not good drinking.
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I guess I don't so much mind being old, as I mind being fat and old.
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Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same.
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Our Constitution is in actual operation; everything appears to promise that it will last; but in this world nothing is certain but death and taxes.
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He's a fool that makes his doctor his heir.
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Many foxes grow gray but few grow good.
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God works wonders now and then; Behold a lawyer, an honest man.
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Benjamin Franklin
- Born: January 17, 1706
- Died: April 17, 1790
- Occupation: Founding Father of the United States