Coolio Quotes
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Why are we so blind to see that the only ones we hurt are you and me?
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Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.
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Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.
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Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
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I don't think we should really be judging on Chris Brown like that until we know what Rihanna did. We all got reasons for what we do. Look at me. I'm one of the top 10 performers of all-time. I had to beat this one mermaid ass in a seafood restaurant over some shrimps. No lie. You just never know.
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I see ya waiting for the bus early in the morn', brick house with a face like Lena Horne.
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On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
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Gather up your pity and turn it to ambition.
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I never let any of my sons beat me at video games.
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I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
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We live in a society created by an empire That's based on terror...welcome to the One World Era, A complete interruption to your lil' paltry-ass life, That you thought you was livin, and what you been given.
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A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
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I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
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As they croak, I see myself in the pistol smoke.
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This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up like a pigeon in prison.
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I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
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Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.
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I don't have to ask you where you've been, cause the matches in your purse say Holiday Inn.
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Life is too short to not have fun; we are only here for a short time compared to the sun and the moon and all that.
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I'd be a fool to surrender, when I know I can be a contender. And if everyone's a contender, then everyone could be a winner.
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Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.
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I'm the ghetto Martha Stewart, the black Rachel Ray.
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If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?
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I perform for soldiers because they are important.
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Put a condom in their hand and hope it don't bust.
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Slide slide slippity-slide When you're living in a city it's do or die
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Elesa slept with Mark and Mark slept with Tina. Tina slept with Javier, the first time he seen her. Javier slept with Loopy, and Loopy slept with Rob. Rob slept with Lisa who slept with Steve.
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I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.
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But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world, seeing how a lot of little kids grow up - my life wasn't so bad.
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If it wasn't for the military I probably would not have ever come to Bosnia for vacation.
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