Jim Breuer Quotes
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You tell your guy friends you got engaged, it's like hearing someone died. 'What happened man? Wow. He was so young, man. What happened? He had his whole life ahead of him. Wow, I just saw him yesterday.
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I consider myself a modern-day dad, where I still got rock'n'roll in me, but yet I take being a parent and relationships very seriously in life. I'm tired of the image of the father as a fat, beer-chugging, stupid guy. That image has to change. I'm changing it, baby, one city at a time.
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Why do we hide all the bullshit? Life is life. Why hide it?
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Girls, do yourself a favor, don't ever bring us anywhere to pick anything out - ever, ever. You don't need us there.
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You can stump any stoner with one question: What were we just talking about?
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