Michael J. Nelson Quotes

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  • At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They cease to function, whatever that function may have been, and must be carried around like a sack, or two, of flour.

    Two   Sitting   May  
  • The entire concept of pessimism crumbles the moment one human being puts aside thoughts of self and reaches out to another to minister to her suffering. The experience of either person can neither be denied nor adequately explained by a negative philosophy.

    Michael J. Nelson (2009). “Mike Nelson's Mind over Matters”, p.12, Harper Collins
  • Who doesn't want to go to the Emmys? But it ends up just being really boring.

    Source: www.avclub.com
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