Richard Belzer Quotes

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  • I've known Chevy Chase for so long, I actually knew him when he was funny!

    Long   Chevy   Known  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Anybody who thinks there`s not a vast right-wing conspiracy in this country must also think that Ken Starr should be our next ambassador to Luxembourg.

  • The truth will set you free...unless you want to know the truth about who killed JFK.

  • What am I grateful for? Aside from my own great life, you mean? I'm just grateful that my wife, and daughter, and dogs are all healthy.

  • There`s a division in most major police departments called, `Special Victims Unit,` which is what sex crimes are euphemistically called. They`re considered the most heinous crimes, when not only do you violate somebody, but you violate them sexually. So it`s an elite squad that takes care of that.

    Sex   Squad   Police  
  • It's this patronizing thing that people have about if you're against the war everyone's lumped together. You know, the soldiers are not scholars, they're not war experts.

    War   People   Soldier  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even if what you're saying is total crap.

    Lying   Believe   People  
    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Civil liberties, good. Lawyers, bad.

    "Fictional character: John Munch". "Law & Order: Special Victims Unit/ Tangled", www.imdb.com. 2001.
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