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I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to hav
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.
Rita Rudner
Rita Rudner (2008). “I Still Have It . . . I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Confessions of a Fiftysomething”, p.238, Crown Archetype
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