Funny Retirement Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Retirement that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.
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Thoughts on the Merits of Work The worst of work nowadays is what happens to people when they cease to work.
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If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.
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Introverts listen better, they assess risks more carefully, they can be wiser managers. It's not for nothing that the Silicon Valley billionaires are so often the retiring types.
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For retirement brings repose, and repose allows a kindly judgment of all things.
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
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Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
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I do wish I could tell you my age but it's impossible. It keeps changing all the time.
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When some people retire, it's going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.
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I have made noise enough in the world already, perhaps too much, and am now getting old, and want retirement.
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I'm retiring the Mos Def name after 2011. I'm actually doing it.
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
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Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away!
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At age 20, we worry about what others think of us. At age 40, we don't care what they think of us. At age 60, we discover they haven't been thinking of us at all.
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When I was younger, I thought about retiring.
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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did.
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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
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Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
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I advise you to go on living solely to enrage those who are paying your annuities. It is the only pleasure I have left.
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As long as I'm still able to have a hit on the radio and sell a few albums and some tickets, I don't see that it would be worth retiring.
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There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!
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Retirement is the ugliest word in the language.
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In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.
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You need some insecurity if you're an actor. It keeps the pot boiling. I haven't yet started to think about retiring. I was shocked when I heard about Paul Newman retiring at age 82. Most actors just fade away like old soldiers.
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Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."
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Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
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There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.
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Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
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