Funny Chocolate Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Chocolate that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment.
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What you see before you, my friend, is the result of a lifetime of chocolate.
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Chocolate says "I'm sorry" so much better than words.
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My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today, I have finished 2 bags of M&M's and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.
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The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare...neither knew chocolate.
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Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go.
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When we don't have the words chocolate can speak volumes.
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As with most fine things, chocolate has its season. There is a simple memory aid that you can use to determine whether it is the correct time to order chocolate dishes: any month whose name contains the letter A, E, or U is the proper time for chocolate.
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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
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You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
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Other things are just food. But chocolate's chocolate.
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Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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In the cookie of life, friends are the chocolate chips.
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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate before it has cooled off. It takes you by surprise at first, but keeps you warm for a long time.
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I could give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter.
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Anything is good if it's made of chocolate.
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Look, there's no metaphysics on earth but chocolates.
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Your hand and your mouth agreed many years ago that, as far as chocolate is concerned, there is no need to involve your brain.
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Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding!
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When the going gets tough, the tough take a nap.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get a librarian.
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When the going gets tough, the tough eat ribs.
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Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can. when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the colour and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favour of dirt.
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I never do any television without chocolate. That's my motto and I live by it. Quite often I write the scripts and I make sure there are chocolate scenes. Actually I'm a bit of a chocolate tart and will eat anything. It's amazing I'm so slim.
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What use are cartridges in battle? I always carry chocolate instead.
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When the going gets tough, the tough go drinking.
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When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies.
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The 12-step chocolate program: NEVER BE MORE THAN 12 STEPS AWAY FROM CHOCOLATE!
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I owe it all to little chocolate donuts.
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Don't wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty.
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