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  • And if tonight my soul may find her peace in sleep, and sink in good oblivion, and in the morning wake like a new-opened flower then I have been dipped again in God, and new-created.

    Peace   Morning   Flower  
    "Shadows" l. 1 (1932)
  • Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.

    Funny   Humorous   Sleep  
    "Fictional character: The Great Man". "Never Give a Sucker an Even Break", www.imdb.com. October 10, 1941.
  • A flock of sheep that leisurely pass by One after one; the sound of rain, and bees Murmuring; the fall of rivers, winds and seas, Smooth fields, white sheets of water, and pure sky - I've thought of all by turns, and still I lie Sleepless.

    Lying   Rain   Fall  
    William Wordsworth, Myles Birket Foster, Sir John Gilbert, Robert Eldridge Aris WILLMOTT, Joseph WOLF (Artist.) (1859). “Poems of William Wordsworth. Selected and edited by Robert Aris Willmott ... Illustrated with one hundred designs by Birket Foster, J. Wolf, and John Gilbert, engraved by the brothers Dalziel”, p.208
  • There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Naps  
  • The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

    Morning   Regret   Sleep  
  • Don't fight with the pillow, but lay down your head And kick every worriment out of the bed.

  • The worst thing in the world is to try to sleep and not to.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Trying  
  • It appears that every man's insomnia is as different from his neighbours as are their daytime hopes and aspirations.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Men  
    The Crack-up 'Sleeping and Walking'
  • Now blessings light on him that first invented this same sleep. It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak.

    Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra (1993). “Don Quixote”, p.730, Wordsworth Editions
  • Now, blessings light on him that first invented sleep!Ê It covers a man all over, thoughts and all, like a cloak; it is meat for the hungry, drink for the thirsty, heat for the cold, and cold for the hot.Ê It is the current coin that purchases all the pleasures of the world cheap, and the balance that sets the king and the shepherd, the fool and the wise man, even.

    Wise   Kings   Sleep  
  • Many things, such as loving, going to sleep, or behaving unaffectedly - are done worst when we try hardest to do them.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Trying  
    C. S. Lewis (2013). “Studies in Medieval and Renaissance Literature”, p.137, Cambridge University Press
  • All men whilst they are awake are in one common world: but each of them, when he is asleep, is in a world of his own.

    Dream   Sleep   Insomnia  
    "Moralia". Book by Plutarch. "Of Superstition",
  • The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more.

    Time   Sleep   Insomnia  
  • Sleep, rest of things, O pleasing Deity, Peace of the soul, which cares dost crucify, Weary bodies refresh and mollify.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Soul  
  • A ruffled mind makes a restless pillow.

    Dream   Sleep   Insomnia  
    Charlotte Bronte (2009). “The Professor: Easyread Super Large 24pt Edition”, p.32, ReadHowYouWant.com
  • His insomnia was so bad, he couldn't sleep during office hours.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Office  
  • Early to bed and early to rise makes a person dull, boring, and despised.

    Funny   Health   Sleep  
  • It is a common experience that a problem difficult at night is resolved in the morning after the committee of sleep has worked on it.

    John Steinbeck (2008). “Sweet Thursday”, p.180, Penguin
  • The worst thing in the world is to be bland.

    Sleep   Insomnia   World  
  • O sleep! O gentle sleep! Nature's soft nurse.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Nurse  
    'Henry IV, Part 2' (1597) act 3, sc. 1, l. 5
  • The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

  • Laugh and the world laughs with you!

  • Sleep is the interest we have to pay on the capital which is called in at death; and the higher the rate of interest and the more regularly it is paid, the further the date of redemption is postponed.

    Arthur Schopenhauer (2007). “Parerga and Paralipomena: A Collection of Philosophical Essays”, Cosimo, Inc.
  • Some people talk in their sleep. Lecturers talk while other people sleep.

    Sleep   Insomnia   People  
  • I've always envied people who sleep easily. Their brains must be cleaner, the floorboards of the skull well swept, all the little monsters closed up in a steamer trunk at the foot of the bed.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Skulls  
    David Benioff (2008). “City of Thieves: A Novel”, p.25, Penguin
  • Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

    Good Night   Dream   Art  
    Friedrich Nietzsche (1977). “The Portable Nietzsche”, p.92, Penguin
  • Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.

    Anthony Burgess (1986). “Homage to QWERT YUIOP: essays”, Vintage
  • Insomnia is a gross feeder. It will nourish itself on any kind of thinking, including thinking about not thinking.

    Dream   Sleep   Insomnia  
    Clifton Fadiman (1957). “Any Number Can Play”, Cleveland : World Publishing Company
  • Bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret.

    Regret   Sleep   Insomnia  
    Charles Caleb Colton (1823). “Remarks on the Talents of Lord Byron and the Tendencies of Don Juan”
  • O bed! O bed! delicious bed! That heaven upon earth to the weary head.

    Sleep   Insomnia   Heaven  
    Thomas Hood (1860). “The Poetical Works of Thomas Hood”, p.229
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