Funny Redneck Quotes
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You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
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You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.
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We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!
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If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.
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I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park.
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You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.
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You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
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To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
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You might be a redneck if...your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
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You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
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You might be a redneck if it's easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it.
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If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
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You could start an argument in an empty house.
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You can imagine me as a kid growing up in redneck Texas with ballet shoes, tucking the violin under my arm. I had to fight my way up.
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'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.
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You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.
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He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.
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He's one fry short of a Happy Meal.
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You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
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You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.
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You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
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I think I may have created a monster with my - I won't say act - but with my redneck pose.
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You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge.
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If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.
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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.
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People look at you, and they've got just the perfect little box for you, the perfect category. Call you a redneck. Call you a hillbilly. Like those were insults.
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You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
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You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road.
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The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.
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If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.
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