Funny Tennis Quotes
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Zivojinovic seems to be able to pull the big bullet out of the top drawer
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I'll let the racket do the talking.
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I hate to lose more than I love to win.
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These ball boys are marvellous. You don't even notice them. There's a left handed one over there. I noticed him earlier .
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It's one-on-one out there, man. There ain't no hiding. I can't pass the ball.
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McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands.
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When I was 40, my doctor advised me that a man in his 40s shouldn't play tennis. I heeded his advice carefully and could hardly wait until I reached 50 to start again.
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What rivalry? I win all the matches.
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Good shot, bad luck and hell are the five basic words to be used in a game of tennis, though these, of course, can be slightly amplified.
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Ladies, here's a hint. If you're up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. That's the hardest shot for the well-endowed.
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The serve was invented so that the net could play.
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If she gets the jitters now, then she isn't the great champion that she is.
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Monica Seles: I'd hate to be next door to her on her wedding night.
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The trouble with me is that every match I play against five opponents: umpire, crowd, ball boys, court, and myself.
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Actually, I tossed it nicely, landed nicely, like airplane. No warning, beautiful. That's the art of throwing racquets.
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We haven't had any more rain since it stopped raining.
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The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed.
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It's quite clear that Virginia Wade is thriving on the pressure now that the pressure on her to do well is off .
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It's a lot of bling to play with. You got to have the bling.
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When Martina is tense it helps her relax.
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Tennis is a perfect combination of violent action taking place in an atmosphere of total tranquillity.
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In tennis the addict moves about a hard rectangle and seeks to ambush a fuzzy ball with a modified snow-shoe.
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I have always considered tennis as a combat in an arena between two gladiators who have their racquets and their courage as their weapons.
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An otherwise happily married couple may turn a mixed doubles game into a scene from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.
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When the Williams sisters play tennis, it gets pretty hot. When they start grunting, I'm in.
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Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had.
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The Gullikson twins here. An interesting pair, both from Wisconsin.
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The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.
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