Kmart Quotes
The best sayings about Kmart that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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You won't find average Americans on the left or on the right. You'll find them at Kmart.
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Maybe instead of buying myself another Barbie, I could donate that to the Kmart Wishing Tree.
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I started doing radio commercials for Kmart when I was 4. They had to splice all my consonants together because I couldnt talk very well. But these jobs helped my mother and me put food on the table. It took the two of us working.
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Yes! I hate everything about this country. Like, I hate fat white Americans. All the people who are crunched into the middle of America, the real fat and meat of America, are these racist conservative white people who live on their farms. Those little teenage girls who work at Kmart and have a racist grandma — that’s really America.
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A lot of the problems I had with fame I was bringing on myself. A lot of self-loathing, a lot of woe-is-me. Now I'm learning to see the positive side of things, instead of, like, 'I can't go to Kmart. I can't take my kids to the haunted house.'
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I love clothes, so when I wear clothes, they're usually somebody's. You know, I'm not wearing Kmart.
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I didn't know what Guess jeans were. I just shopped at Wal-Mart and Kmart and stuff like that.
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Some marriages are made in heaven, Mine was made in Hong Kong, by the same people who make those little rubber pork chops they sell in the pet department at Kmart.
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As we drove uptown, I spotted a Kmart on a corner,with its familiar red sign.I cleared my throat."Wait. Can we stop for a minute?" "What for?" "Just - I need a few things." He looked irritated, but pulled into a metered space. "We don't really have time to go shopping." I glared at him."yeah, excuse me for being so frivolous. You have your suitcase all packed already; I dont even have clean underwear.I'll be right back.
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If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck
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