Possums Quotes
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Convalescence. Such an utter weakness that you lie like an animal hibernating, playing possum. You float. You are adrift. Every current is stronger than you.
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No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad." -Nastasya
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When possums were introduced in 1837 to start a fur industry, no one predicted that these Australian neighbours would naturalize with destructive enthusiasm, wreaking havoc on gardens and bush alike. Up to 20 million possums a year were killed during the height of the fur trade, but this barely checked their rapid expansion.
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I'm not really scared of a lot of things. I'm scared of possums. And I'm scared of raccoons sometimes, it depends on how big it is - I'm scared of the smaller raccoons because the bigger ones are slower.
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Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack.
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We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to Baptist churches and prefer bourbon to Scotch are likely to be Southerners.
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You can't put this possum in a cage
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No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
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I'd come into town from the bush - after 28 years of field work in natural systems - and become an academic. So I turned my attention to humans, much as I had to possums in the forests.
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Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners
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I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good.
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I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
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Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
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I think that my favourite animal is a baby possum, or a joey. The face of a really little joey is so divine - so, so gorgeous.
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