Zaphod Beeblebrox Quotes

• Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

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  Eye   Cereal   Trying  

  Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.184, Pan Macmillan

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• I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

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  Funny   Witty   Humor  

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• Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

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  Eoin Colfer

  Grateful   Trying   Auras  

  Eoin Colfer (2009). “And Another Thing...”, p.189, Hachette UK

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• I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

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  Meat   Months   Sides  

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.30, Pan Macmillan

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• Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

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  Fall   Guy   Hitchhiking  

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.83, Pan Macmillan

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• So long, and thanks for all the fish.

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  Democracies Have   Long   Dolphins  

  Douglas Adams (2009). “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish”, Pan Macmillan

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• If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

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  Ego   Important   Want  

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.66, Pan Macmillan

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• The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

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  Eyebrows   Confusion   Littles  

  Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.235, Pan Macmillan

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• I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

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  Depression   Thinking   Feelings  

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.60, Pan Macmillan

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• You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' 'But sir,' it squealed, 'I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' 'Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.

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  Moving   Want   Radio  

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• "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

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  Glasses   Drunk   Water  

  "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, (Ch. 6), 1979.

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• Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

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  Funny   Family   Food  

  "Fictional character: The Book". "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/ Episode #1.1", www.imdb.com. January 1981.

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• What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

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  Zaphod Beeblebrox  

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• Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.

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  Hippie   Self   Lunch  

  Douglas Adams (2010). “The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.51, Del Rey

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• Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.

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  Mind   Instinct   Annoyance  

  Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.28, Pan Macmillan

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