Adam Ferrara Quotes About Funny Dating
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There were many reasons we broke up. There was a religious difference: I'm a Catholic, and she's the devil.
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I know she's just trying to make things nice, so I do my part. Now, when I get up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night, I turn on the light. I used to just go by sonar: just keep peeing 'til you hear water.
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I sincerely want to meet the girl that was meant for me, but I want to sleep with the girls that weren't.
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You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other over something totally stupid, like, 'Well, why'd you put this spoon in this drawer then?' 'Just to p-s you off, that's why! I got spoons hidden all over this house! Keep it up, and your napkin rings are gonna start disappearing.'
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Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
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My girlfriend wants to get married. I tell you - I hope she meets somebody nice.
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The biggest thing in my life right now is my girlfriend. I love this girl. I know I love her because she told me.
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