CM Punk Quotes
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I am officially a member of The New Breed!
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Fix him so I can break him again!
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Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?
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I don't like having debts. I don't like buying anything that I can't buy in cash.
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Have you guys ever ghost hunted in Hawaii? No? Well, I have this fat friend... I shouldn't say fat, that might offend him, but he's Samoan and claims to have seen ghosts.
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Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.
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My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.
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Do you know what it's like going through life being better than everybody? It's hard.
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I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.
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I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.
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I am fat and I don't care.
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Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.
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I'm training at everything. Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, striking. Everything. I think to be in the UFC, you have to be well rounded at everything. That's the goal.
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Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.
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Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.
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Yes, I wanted to win! I wanted the belt! I'm a belt mark! I want to sleep with it! I want to wear that and nothing else to church on Sunday!
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King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.
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I would never be happy with just coming to TV tapings, not working house shows, and just getting by, staying in the shadows. I'm proud of the fact that I can turn chickenshit to chicken salad.
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The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.
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Different people are afforded different opportunities. I've been given some awesome opportunities, and I feel that I've always knocked them out of the park. But I've always been scaled back after that.
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Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.
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The only thing I took advantage of at Extreme Rules was an opportunity to cash in my Money in the Bank contract, which I did successfully, well within the rules. You know, Jeff knows this, you know this, the fans know this: nowhere on that contract does it say, under any circumstances, 'Do not cash in on Jeff Hardy.'
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Security, we have a jumper! Security?
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OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.
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Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.
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Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.
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I did try out for football and wrestling but they wouldn't let me on the teams because I had blue hair.
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Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?
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The CM stands for Cole Miner.
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Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.
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