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  • Does everybody have their WWJD bracelets on? 'Cause I was wearing my bracelet recently, and I was in the movie theater, and this guy's cell phone went off - don't you just hate that? Then he picked it up, 'Hey, how's it going? I'm in a movie.' And I'm like, 'Hey! Get off the phone!' And he's like, 'Mind your own business.' And I almost went crazy, but then I looked at my bracelet: what would Jesus do? So I lit him on fire and sent him to Hell.

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    Jesus   Hate   Crazy  

  • I put a What Would Jesus Do bracelet on my Jewish friend's wrist and it burned his skin. He threw it on the ground, it turned into a serpent, we both started laughing. We left it there, we hate snakes. We think they're slimy, even though we know they're not.

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    Funny   Jesus   Hate  
    "Completely Serious". Comedy album by Daniel Tosh, June 17, 2007.

  • God does not hate gay people. He's just mad because they found a loophole in His system.

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    Hate   Gay   People  

  • I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create! Lets go! Anything that will make you run faster, jump higher! I have High-Definition TV! I want my athletes like my video games! Lets go! I could care less if you die at 40. You hate life after sports anyways. I'm doing you a favor.

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    Sports   Letting Go   Running  

  • I hate the idea of owning a gun, but I love the idea of owning a cannon.

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    Hate   Gun   Ideas  

  • Fifty Shades Of Grey proved you can write about a dude choking women and shoving stuff up their butts but heaven forbid if you tell a legitimate joke about it. Sure I doubled the number of feminists who hate me, but I also doubled the number of shows I have on TV. No regrets.

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    Regret   Hate   Writing  
    "Tosh.0 - Season Four" by Kevin McFarland, www.avclub.com. December 05, 2012.
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Daniel Tosh

  • Born: May 29, 1975
  • Occupation: Comedian
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