Demetri Martin Quotes About Water
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When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.
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I was thinking how strange it is that water is one of the best, simplest things on this planet, and still with a simple glass of water you can neutralize so many of the greatest technological advances that we provide. Like with my blackberry, I can get in touch with so many people, but if I dip it in a small glass of water I'm completely disconnected.
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When watering your plants, try to talk to them - say something like, Hold it right there and then shoot them with water gun.
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I'm afraid of sharks - but only in a water situation.
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