George Burns Quotes About Retirement
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I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.
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Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
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You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
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People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
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The happiest people I know are the ones that are still working. The saddest are the ones who are retired. Very few performers retire on their own. It's usually because no one wants them. Six years ago Sinatra announced his retirement. He's still working.
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