George Carlin Quotes About Fun
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The enjoyment has been diminishing. Now, there's no question that it's sort of fun to get high.
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And off we go, out onto the highway looking for a little fun. Perhaps a flatbed truck loaded with human cadavers will explode in front of a Star Trek reunion. One can only dream and hope.
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But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There's no fun now, you're Just a sour-dumpling. What's wrong? What's changed?
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I make fun of people who are religious, because they're fundamentally weak.
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Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.
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If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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Trying to be happy by accumulating possessions is like trying to satisfy hunger by taping sandwiches all over your body
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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.
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I think everybody should be able to do anything they want and let roving bands of people punish each other for things they don't agree with. People with no underwear doing anything they want. Wouldn't that be fun? You wouldn't need television.
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So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.
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