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George Carlin Quotes About Sunday

We have collected for you the TOP of George Carlin's best quotes about Sunday! Here are collected all the quotes about Sunday starting from the birthday of the Comedian – May 12, 1937! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 3 sayings of George Carlin about Sunday. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

  • The Muslims observe their Sabbath on Friday, the Jews observe on Saturday, and the Christians on Sunday. By the time Monday rolls around God is completely f***in' worn out.

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  • I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes

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  • The Christians gave Him Sunday, the Jews gave Him Saturday, and the Muslims gave Him Friday. God has a three-day weekend.

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George Carlin

  • Born: May 12, 1937
  • Died: June 22, 2008
  • Occupation: Comedian
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