Rice Krispies Quotes

• Rice Krispies happens to be one of my favorite junk foods, just as I regard Michener as superior among junk writers.

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  Christopher Lehmann-Haupt

  Junk   My Favorite   Rice Krispies  

  International Herald Tribune, August 08, 1978.

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• I don't want to have my face on the cover of a Wheaties box. I wanna have my face on the cover of a Rice Krispies box. "Snap, Krackle, Mitch and Pop"!

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  Mitch Hedberg

  Funny   Humor   Want  

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• I lived with a guy who had OCD and I used to put Rice Krispies in his slippers before I went out. He went mental, but not before he counted them all.

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  Russell Howard

  Funny   Humor   Guy  

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• Playfulness. We've baked Mallomars and Rice Krispies treats, made milkshakes, and even built a macaron cake in the shape of a Christmas tree. These items remind people of their childhood; we just re-create them with adult flavors.

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  David Castle

  Cake   People   Childhood  

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• I endorse only products I actually use. Like Wheaties keeps offering me money, but I don't eat Wheaties, so I can't do it. Now, if Rice Krispies or Frosted Flakes offered me a deal, I'd take it right away. Apple Jacks, I'd be on the box in a heartbeat. Apple Shaqs. Yeah.

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  Shaquille O'Neal

  Offering   Apples   Use  

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• On a sticky August evening two weeks before her due date, Ashima Ganguli stands in the kitchen of a Central Square apartment, combining Rice Krispies and Planters peanuts and chopped red onion in bowl.

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  Jhumpa Lahiri

  Squares   August   Two  

  FaceBook post by Jhumpa Lahiri from May 13, 2012

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• To become a celebrity is to become a brand name. There is Ivory Soap, Rice Krispies, and Philip Roth. Ivory is the soap that floats; Rice Krispies the breakfast cereal that goes snap-crackle-pop; Philip Roth the Jew who masturbates with a piece of liver.

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  Philip Roth

  Cereal   Names   Ivory  

  FaceBook post by Philip Roth from Jul 29, 2016

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